Thursday, October 29, 2009

Stay Away From My Blog, You Bitch!

Let me give this post a bit of drama. I hate being predictable. It is a trait I least covet. Predictable is boring. It offers no excitement. So before any of my few readers, that includes my mom, would start calling me a bore and start striking their names out of my readers' list, I would like to treat them with my brand of the unexpected.

To do that, I need to get you on board. Here is what I need you to do. Look at the title of the post. You would notice that it got nothing to do with what I am blabbering about so far. You see, I purposely left out the content. That is the entire crux of the scheme.

Here is the deal. I want you to make a guess as to the gist of that content. Give me your best guess by way of comment to this post. Be as specific as much as you could with your answer. I would choose three from among those that made the correct guesses and offer their blogs one month of free advertisement on my blog. The winners will be announced on the third of November.

This is so easy so I am giving you no clue. Okey! just this one. It has got nothing to do with Lady Gaga calling herself one lucky bitch.

Now go play along and let us have fun.

By the way, in case you did not know. Men too can be bitch.


  1. Hahah you've got me on that one.. I thought for sure you were mad on someone..

    I'll be back for the contest..

  2. I think I got the content figured out.:) Will be back before the deadline and leave you my thoughts.

  3. My guess is that you want people to read your posts. I think that you are offering different ways of making readers curious and keeping them guessing long enough to read and to read carefully the entire post.
    You mention your mother, but I don't really think you have a problem with your mother. I think you use that line as a lure to get people interested in reading, as almost everyone has had a problem or a conflict with a parent at one time or other.

    Look, I'm just a nine-year-old, normal house-cat with a blog that can't be on Entrecard because I write my blog in both Swedish and English. (EC wants English-only blogs.) I would be purring a whole lot if you would advertise about my blog on your blog.

    Or if you would prefer a human-blog you could help my Mommie who blogs about making necklaces, bracelets and earrings for other human ladies. Her blog is on Entrecard.

    Purrs and soft paws,
    Sara Cat

  4. With a title like that I'm almost afraid to

    But here goes.
    We'll start with the title of your blog "Blogging Circle" underneath that you have "a tribute to bloggers"
    That makes me think that the post would concentrate on bloggers rights. I've been reading lately about how those that do advertising or reviews will be more monitored and fined for infractions. So this post would probably deal with leaving the bloggers alone and allowing them to have their freedom of speech.
    Eh, just a

  5. hmmm.. I'd have to agree. The government wants to crackdown on bloggers and that's a bitch.
    They need to "stay away frommy blog bitch". I'm guessing this is the FCC's newest proposed guidelines?

  6. You might be telling spammers or spam commentors to stay away from spamming your blog.
    Am I right?


  7. So here's me beating your deadline. I have to agree with Neo. But I will I go further and say, you are going to discuss on the "how to" of making comments.

    Heck! I got no badge but should I be one of the winners maybe you could give me a link instead. :)

  8. I would have to echo the comments of Neo and Ecospirit. The subject of your post would be on spams and comments. I am not sure now but I think I came accross someone calling someone a bitch for spamming his blog or was that in my imagination. Anyway, I guess this is a nice way of calling attention to the contents of your blog.

  9. Crap, how did you know I was going to read your blog?

  10. I'm guessing that it's a tease to get people to read your blog. Might be effective. Also it would bring in some new readers via searches.

  11. Catchy blog titles draw readers. Sexy photos help too.

  12. So creative post brother :) I like it!

  13. Your title really catches attention of the readers, lol. very nice!

  14. Monday, November 9th, 2009
    I have just read your comment. Yes please. What do I do need to do advertise on your blog? Would you like me to e-mail a SaraKatt-button?
    Sara Katt

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  16. I think I had a similar post title once - that was when my ex-bf's new girlfriend was visiting my blog every day to watch the progress of my misery. I might not have put it in the title, now that I think of it, but it was definitely in the post. I recall I got a chewing out from my ex for my "lack of respect." Whatev.......